- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to poop a penny every year

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The ability to part hair.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to waste money

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power of love

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

Pointless Super Powers