That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!