Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!