SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to be blind

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to die at will

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to be missed when present.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!