the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to poo.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!