- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

Liam Brudenell

The power to be powerless

power to have no power at all

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to give the wrong directions

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to hear in the dark.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

Pointless Super Powers