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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to like any show

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to die

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!