- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

he power to make mistakes

The ability to sweat poop.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to smell through your arse.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to read this.

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

Pointless Super Powers