- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to a nokia phone.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

the power to eat with your butt

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Acid tears.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

Pointless Super Powers