- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to take edible shits.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The ability to change your weight

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

Pointless Super Powers