- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to be powerless.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power of night-blindness.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The ability to die on command.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to smell water.

to be shitty

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

Pointless Super Powers