- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to freeze ice

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to see white objects in off white.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to have a V8

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

the power to eat with your butt

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

Pointless Super Powers