the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to understand irony.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to live.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!