The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!