the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!