The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to die.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!