The power to Google "Google".

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to fax people with your mind

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to not do it.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!