- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The ability to see through insects.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

Pointless Super Powers