The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power that will grant you no power.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!