The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!