The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Having the power of a normal human

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to eat food.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!