The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!