I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power think five times slower.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!