- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

The power of christ ;)

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to speak only one language

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

Pointless Super Powers