the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!