the power to eat with your butt

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Acid tears.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power think five times slower.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!