The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The ability to die on command.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to take edible shits.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to revive Hitler.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!