- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to have any power on this site.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to hatch from an egg

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to run Crysis.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

Pointless Super Powers