Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!