The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!