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The power to reseal bottles!
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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before
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The power to be fireproof under water
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The power to have hindsight.
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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!
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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster
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The power to turn into a pebble
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The power of being pointless
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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.
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The power to jerk off without using your hands
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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside
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Having a 5 second eidetic memory
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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle
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the power to transform into a rock.
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The Power to make PotNoodle...
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The power to smash people's heads in with things.
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The power to smell farts from miles away
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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip
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The power to be a dick.
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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home
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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.
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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.
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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee
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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
