- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to ejaculate

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

done something sexual with some type of food?

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to fly 3 inches.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

Pointless Super Powers