- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open doors that are already open

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to die when you get scared.

the power to talk backwards

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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All of aquaman's powers.

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to eat your poop

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power to control Rollie pollies

Pointless Super Powers