The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!