The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!