the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!