The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to troll.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to become yourself

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!