the power to beathe

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power... to read this

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!