- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

the power to go slower than a snail :l

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power to blow up your own head only once,

The ability to not live forever

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to sleep for one thousand years

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

Pointless Super Powers