the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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swear words -jesse

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Having the power to stand still

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!