The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to die.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!