the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Having the power of a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!