The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!