The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the power to like charlie

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to troll.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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Third armpit.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to not do it.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to beathe

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to become yourself

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!