The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to science.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!