- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

the power to not have super powers...

The power to be able to never have a power.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

the power... to read this

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power of women's rights.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to be 6% fireproof

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The ability to see through insects.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

Pointless Super Powers