The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!