The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to freeze ice

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the power to kiss your own ass

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to have a V8

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!