The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to smell water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!