The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!